As Andrew was drifting off to asleep one restful Sunday afternoon, he says to me, “I’m having some strange thoughts.” Me: “This is normal.” (Haha) Andrew: “You said to me, 'You have to call me Janet’ and I said, 'Why do I have to call you Janet?’ You said, 'Because it's my birth name’ and … Continue reading Cowboy Gospel?
If you're looking for a random, nonsensical post, you’ve come to the right place. I study too much. I know I do. My problem is that I love it so much, but there is such a thing as too much study. I’m not going to quote Bible Scripture on this one, but trust me, it's … Continue reading Just Bee-cause
The Conspiracy It’s been reported that Peter Piper picked a quarter of a bushel, but I'm not convinced that this is true. Here's why... “If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?’” Precisely! Where’s the peck!? I don't believe Peter Piper partook one palmful. My … Continue reading A Peter Piper Conspiracy Theory
You’ve likely already guessed it, but this one is going to be a bit random. Just a bit of fun While listening to Christmas Music... Andrew: “Hey, what group is this?” Me: “Hmm, I’m not sure.” Andrew: “Is this Nickelback?” Me: “No, definitely not.” Andrew: “Oh, I know who it is. Is this … Continue reading Spiked Mace
[Oh the tangled web of weeds] Once upon a time, in a jaunty garden far far away, lived two lively seedlings named Short and Sprout. From the very day that they were planted, these two hopeful annuals had grown very close---so close, that the rest of the seedlings in the garden considered them the very … Continue reading Short and Sprout