You’ve likely already guessed it, but this one is going to be a bit random. Just a bit of fun
While listening to Christmas Music…
Andrew: “Hey, what group is this?”
Me: “Hmm, I’m not sure.”
Andrew: “Is this Nickelback?”
Me: “No, definitely not.”
Andrew: “Oh, I know who it is. Is this the group we went to see in concert?”
Me: “Kutless. No, it isn’t Kutless.”
Andrew: “For some reason I was thinking Spiked Mace.”
Me: “Spiked Mace? So you knew the band name was the name of a weapon, but Spiked Mace is what you came up with!? Why!?” *laughing*
Andrew: “I don’t know. That’s all I could come up with.”
Me: *laughing some more* “What kind of group would choose the name Spiked Mace? They’d have to be Heavy Metal.”
Andrew: “Spike Mace would be the lead singers name.”
Me: “Haha, you’re funny! What was the first group you named?”
Andrew: “Nickelback.”
Me: “They definitely wouldn’t be playing Nickelback on this station.”
Andrew: “That’s true. The day that Chad Kroeger drops a Christmas album is the day that we’ve seen everything in this world, and we can say, ‘Take us home Lord, we’re done!’”
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If you’ve never heard the Nickelback song “Far Away” then check out the video below. Better yet, start the video, then read through my parody “Santa Sleighs”
Santa Sleighs (to the tune of “Far Away.”)
[Verse 1]
This rhyme, this mace
Missed muse, fruitcake
Too wrong, I overate
Who was I to stay up late
Just fat pants, just one stretch
Just in case there’s one orange left
[Pre-Chorus]
‘Till it snows
It snows
It snooooooooooooooooooows
[Chorus]
I love him
I loved him all along
And I miss him
He hasn’t sleighed for far too long
I stopped wreathing, don’t have a tree
Won’t you let it snow?
I’ll stop wreathing
If I don’t see him anymore
[Verse 2]
On my skis, ski mask
Lance clash for one last blast
‘Cause for him I’d withstand
An avalanche to show this man
I’d give it all, I’d give my lunch
I’d even sing, just to see kids bunch
[Pre-Chorus]
‘Till it snows
It snows
It snoooooooooooooooooooows
[Chorus]
I love him
I’ve loved him all along
And I miss him
He hasn’t sleighed for far too long
I’ve stopped wreathing, don’t have a tree
Won’t you let it snow?
I’ll stop wreathing, if I don’t see him anymore
[Bridge]
Santa sleighs (Santa sleighs)
He hasn’t sleighed for far too long
Santa sleighs (Santa sleighs)
He hasn’t sleighed for far too long
[Pre-Chorus]
But it snows
It snows
It snooooooooooooooooooows
[Chorus]
I wan-ned
I wanted him to sleigh
‘Cause I needed
I need to see his sleigh
I love him (I love him)
I loved him all along
And I forgive him (I forgive him)
For being away for far too long
So keep wreathing
‘Cause I’m not feeling it anymore
Let’s wreath it
I bought a tree, won’t you let it snow?
[Outro]
Keep wreathing
‘Cause I’m not feeling it anymore
Believe it
I bought a tree, won’t you let it snow?
Keep wreathing
I bought a tree, won’t you let it snow?
Keep wreathing
I bought a tree, won’t you let it snow?
Tina S.W.
December 8, 2018
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Dedicated to my twin who will never hear this song the same way EVER again. lol… Either I just made his Christmas better, or I ruined this song for him, forever. Hopefully it was the first one! Lol! Miss you Monkey.
Merry Christmas Bub! Love youuuuuuuuu. ❤
And hey…look! Nickelback does sing Christmas songs after all!
